Hotel Artemis (2018)- Motel Hell

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Here's a fun one for the health care professionals.  I can't pass over a futurisic L.A. thriller, paralleling a Blade Runner world.  Also, hotel movies seem to be on the rise, glorified by John Wick.
This film is at least unique, with many odd surprises.  L.A. is going through its worst riot.  The first big surprise is that the Hotel Artemis is actually a medical hideout for criminals.  It's run by a streetwise Nurse Jean Thomas, whom I kept getting hints that I saw her before.  OMG, she's played by Jodie Foster!  She's so encrusted by makeup; yet, her guest, Nice (Sofia Boutella) has a perfect face as usual.  BTW,  Boutella's in great shape, showing off some awesome skills.  Charlie Day, as Acapulco (with a New York mafioso accent really?) invests his similar bluster, taken from Pacific Rim.  For such a dreary set-up, I wouldn;t expect more acting brass, but here pops up Jeff Goldblum, as the Wolf King himself, a shark among bad guys.  First of all, they casted the wrong guy.  He's a genius, but I don't wether to be intimidated or laugh.  He also disappoints for the first time ever!   When they can't capitalize on these industry giants, there's no hope.
For an underground hospital, it really lacks security.  Anybody can 3-D print a gun, which causes every main rule to be broken, which could only be enforced by one tough nurse, Everest (Dave Bautista), whom wins the main meme for this one.  He's a one-man bouncer.
Back to the main shock.  Jodie Foster, how could you accept this role, created by novices: a one-time director  and writer, Drew Pearce and a relatively new Film company,created by big movie theater chains?  Her best contribution was making a tribute to nurses, by committing a selfless act.  The varied cast made it watchable alone.  Its L.A. story, complete with continuing water problems, riots, and ruthless cops, keep you viewing.  It ends without much fanfare despite the battle of the gangs within the hotel.  I have to leave this at Midfield, and let others decide how they like surprises.    

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Global Road Entertainment.  Everest flashes his badge and proceeds to rescue his boss, the Nurse and her patient.  Pinterest, the Nerd Daily, 2018, https://www.pinterest.es/pin/250020216799170640/.

The House with a Clock in its Walls (2018)- What Clock?

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This movie introduces an R rated director (Hostel among his many films), Eli Roth, into children's horror flicks.  Plus, with quality actors, a double-digit million dollar budget, and based on a prolific book series, you figure the movie gods would approve.  

The public also jammed the box office, scoring huge profits.  I side with the masses, but this time I have to be the typical critic that goes against public opinion.  THIS MOVIE LAGGED for the first half.  The humor is dry and it's filled with dead-end scenes.  Jack Black, as uncle and warlock Jonathan Barnavelt, has to run from movies like this that stagnate careers.  Black isn't given any new life, as he rehashes previously played reactions and vocalizations like his mutated body and his familiar gestures.  Even Cate Blanchett, as the neighboring witch Florence Zimmerman, still captivates by her presence alone, but her script is robotic with short monologues.  The main child actor, Owen Vaccaro, as Lewis Barnavelt, does most of the acting.

Once the drama picks up, the movie is just in comeback mode.  The main problem persists, making this a kiddie movie budgeted as a fantasy thriller.  Lewis, as a child's mind would do, takes over his magic-user family trio, and leads them as the new warlock--after almost no tutelage or training.  He even uses goggles akin to Harry Potter's spectacles.  Eli Roth attempts to fill all these anomalies by just impressing children with plenty of special effects, screams, and gadgets.  It fails to even scare despite all the jumpy characters.  

The main fright is the villain, a resurrected warlock-zombie, Isaac Izard (Kyle MacLachlan), whom attempts to destroy the world.  He battles the young Lewis in about a five minute melee.  The best struggle is actually how Lewis handled himself in school, which missed more development.  This wacky movie was all fluff, weird, and outlandish.  Thus, I leave it at the Losing 35 yd. Line.  

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Universal Pictures.  "The House with a Clock in its Walls - animated GIF - film 2018 monster - Jack Black."  BLOG Cattitude, 2018, http://www.gatto999.it/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5780.