Saturday, May 5, 2018

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)- Love it or Leave It


The franchise catalyzing Episode I continues tol ead off marathon binging for Star Wars as it nears Episode IX and Han Solo's flick comes out this month, May 2018.  Ergo, an updated redacting is due.
Episode 1's characters remain iconic.  However, in light of the new trilogy, they appear more robotic than ever.  Solemness masks every face and tone from Queen Amidala's (Portman) monotones, the Jedis', the aliens', and the evil ones' too.  The trademark humor is reduced to a babbling Jarr Jarr Binks CGI.  Obi Wan (McGregor) cracks a few jokes but barely stifles a smile.  Liam Neeson also failed to add his golden noble touch as the leading Jedi, Qui-Gon Jinn.
The former Blue Ray, HD, and recently remastered soundtracks of the 2018 versions have added some polish.  Magnificent scenes, like the Coruscant skyscape, were never possible before. Still, there are too many computerized characters, and by adding a poorly pixeled Yoda (suppossed to look younger), they really crossed the digital line.  I will not bore with more familiar critiques.  Debatably, it showcased the best Star Wars chase of all in the podrace.  With surround sound and a large flat screen, you don't even need the 3D version.  The pod race allows you to virtually off road these worlds like never before.
The final battle, akin to the land, space, and hero duels of Episode VI, starts this trilogy with a 'big bang,' marking Star Wars' return.  While young Annakin (Lloyd) was not spot on acting, leading to his premature retirement, it was high time a child starred in this series, catering to its children's base.
In sum, while some think this was the worst of the episodes, I differ.  Phantom Menace was still epic!  It audaciously recreated the Old Republic, despite huge shoes to fill.  Also, it broke new special effects ground again, experimenting with the limits of CGI, taking us across the galaxy like Lucas did with the first trilogy.  I dare to lay it on the Winning 25 yd. Line.

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